FridaDali Photography: Dutch Bros White Angel Review

This morning while I was waiting for Alanzo to get on the bus I flicked through facebook to find Dutch Bros post announcing the "White Angel". I found it pretty impressive considering I thought there was only one type of coffee bean.

I was pretty desperate to try this drink and apparently the closest Dutch Bros to Gold's Gym, and on my route home, is off Linder. (Please put one in Star if your reading this Dutch Bros). I hadn't been around this area in awhile and I found it odd they placed a Sonic right there next to the Walgreen Store. Also some big blue building was covering Dutch Bros so I had a mini panic attack until I saw the little flower building that always brings me joy. I drive up and give my order to Carrot Top (I don't know his name but long red wavy hair guy) he was like"Have you ever tried white coffee beans?"

I told him no, confessing my white coffee virginity, and he responded by giving me a quick but informative Dutch Bros white coffee history. After explaining the boom from Oregon and White Coffee expansion to Dutch Bros everywhere he proceeded to tell me, "It taste like..." (he's debating whether or not to tell me).... "It tastes, kinda, like... dirt"

Dirt? I give him the "Did you just say dirt?" look, and then he explained alone this coffee tastes like dirt but in the white chocolate breve style, Dutch Bros creatively combined, it tastes amazing. So I trusted his hipster instincts because I've noticed all the hipsters work at Dutch Bros and they are usually pretty legit when it comes to coffeology. Besides I think the black coffee alone tastes like dirt as well. So I got it and I take a sip before leaving the parking lot.

I wish I could thoroughly describe this drink. In a Nation where we are so obsessed with self pleasure, coffee is my favorite indulgence. I was sitting there trying to describe it even to myself. All I could do was just keep drinking it, savoring the creamy but not too creamy, heavenly, Jesus came down personally and flicked love on it, type of taste. Like everything great was mixed into this drink. Its like the crystal meth of coffee. I quickly could see myself at Dutch Bros everyday waiting in an hour long line just to get another cup, shaking from withdrawals, and possibly selling all my belongings to keep up with the expense.

To summarize this, basically Dutch Bros just swooped in and took a white creamy bird crap on Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte. Let me know what you think!